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1. That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say No in any of them. -- Dorothy Parker, 1893 -1967

2. I've noticed that everyone that is for abortion has already been born. -- Ronald Reagan

3. Don't dig a foundation where you don't plan to build a house.

4. The surest form of birth control is often a good argument.

5. I wouldn't give you a nickel for another child, but I wouldn't take a million for the one's I've got.

6. The phrase itself -- birth control -- doesn't make sense. It's nine months earlier than you need the control.

7. The best form of contraception is a pill -- held firmly between the knees.

Tip - Get your Birth Control Pills at a fraction of the usual cost! Check out this Online Pharmacy 8. The sexual revolution is over and the microbes won. -- PJ O'Rourke

9. Among these Mr Quiverful, the rector of Puddingdale, whose wife still continued to present him from year to year with fresh pledges of her love. -- Anthony Trollope, 1815-82

10. Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose, with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. -- P.J. O'Rourke

11. I've noticed that everyone that is for abortion has already been born. -- Ronald Reagan

12. The gonococcus is not an exclusively French microbe: the possibility of sterilizing marriage is not bounded by the Channel, the Rhine, or the Alps. -- George Bernard Shaw

13. You're not just sleeping with one person, you're sleeping with everyone they ever slept with. -- Teresa Crenshaw

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