More Womanhood jokesOn this page:- More Womanhood jokes & quotes - Contact info. - Useful Links and Resources Click on a link to see. See funny cartoon at page bottom, changes daily! 1. The other night I said to my wife Ruth, "Do you feel that the sex and excitement has gone out of our marriage?" She said, "I'll discuss it with you during the next commercial." -- Milton Berle 2. Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. -- Henry Kissinger 3. Intuition: The strange instinct that tells a woman she is right, whether she is or not. 3. God settled it that one woman is enough for a man, and two is a war on your hands. -- John Jasper 4. The amount of women in London who flirt with their own husbands is perfectly scandalous. It looks so bad. It is simply washing one's clean linen in public. -- Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900 Tip - Stress Urinary incontinence (leaking urine when you cough, jump or sneeze) is a common women's problem that frequently interferes with a satisfying love life! There is easy help at hand with the Kegel Exerciser 5. How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your parents. -- Edward R. Nida 6. It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses. -- Mrs Patrick Campbell, 1865-1940 7. Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor 8. Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. For actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. -- Fran Lebowitz 9. Women were brought up to believe that men were the answer. They weren't. They weren't even one of questions. -- Julian Barnes 10. My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit. -- Jerry Hall 11. Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other. -- Gene Yasenak
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