More weight and dieting jokesOn this page:- More Weight & Dieting jokes & quotes - Contact info. - Useful Links and Resources Click on a link to see. See daily cartoon at page bottom! 1. A street beggar walked up to a woman who was just about to go into a coffee shop and exclaimed, "Lady, I haven't eaten in a week." "Wow!" exclaimed the woman, "I wish I had your will power." 2. I'm fat, but I'm thin inside. Has it ever struck you that there's a thin man inside every fat man, just as they say there's a statue inside every block of stone? -- George Orwell 3. The Right Hon. was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say 'When!'-- PG Wodehouse Tip - Learn the secrets to getting in shape and staying that way. Click here now to Acheive Fitness! 4. It's a very odd thing, As odd as can be, That whatever Miss T. eats, Turns into Miss T. -- Walter de la Mare 5. My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it. -- Harry Secombe 6. Even thin people look fat there (New York), and fat women are always out with handsome men (not like California, where everyone thinks fat is something you can catch, and therefore is to be avoided). -- Roseanne Arnold 7. She fitted into my biggest armchair as if it had been built round her by someone who knew they were wearing armchairs tight about the hips that season. -- P. G. Wodehouse, 1881-1975 8. I wish now that I had gone to that restaurant across the street where the food had at least the merit of being tasteless. -- Peter de Vries, 1910-93 9. Time for a little something. -- A.A. Milne, 1882-1956, in Winnie-the-Pooh 10. I eat merely to put food out of my mind. -- N. F. Simpson 11. Try the Andy Warhol New York City diet: when I order in a restaurant, I order everything I don't want, so I have a lot to play around with while everyone else eats. -- Andy Warhol, 1927-87
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