More smoking and drinking jokes

Smoking:
1. For thy sake, Tobacco, I would do anything but die. -- Charles Lamb, 1775-1834

2. I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he had read of the effects of smoking that he gave up reading. -- Henry G. Strauss, 1892-1974

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Drinking:
1. Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. -- Seneca the Younger

2. Wonderful euphemisms for drunk: blitzed, blasted, blotto, cockeyed, crocked, ripped, looped, loaded, leveled, wasted, wiped, soused, sozzled, smashed, and shnockered. Stewed, stinko, stupid, tanked, totaled, tight, and tipsy. Not to mention feeling no pain, three sheets to the wind, in one's cups, intoxicated, addlepated, and pixilated. -- Bruce Weber

Tip - Did you know? There is a strong association between alcohol abuse and depression apart from other physical ailments such as liver and heart failure. It's never too soon or too late to quit drinking, Do it now!
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