More Moms, tots and teens jokesOn this page:- More Moms, tots & teens jokes & quotes - Contact info. - Useful Links and Resources Click on a link to see. Don't miss the cartoon at the bottom of the page! 1. When little Emily came home from her first day of second grade, she promptly asked her mother, "What's sex?" Emily's mother had been expecting the question for some time, so she launched into a well prepared speech about the birds and the bees and eggs and sperm and what happens when two people love each other very, very much and on and on. After about half an hour, noticing that her daughter's brow was still furrowed, she stopped talking. "Honey, haven't you been able to follow what I've been telling you?" "I have, Mom, I really have," replied Emily, pulling her school registration card out of her backpack. "But how'm I going to fit it all in this little box?" 2. An adolescent is a new dog learning old tricks. 3. I love all my children, but some of them I don't like. -- Lillian Carter, 1898-1983 4. I don't think they (her six children) had a deprived childhood, exactly, but I think I had a deprived motherhood. -- Alice Thomas Ellis 5. There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you. -- Peter de Vries, 1910-93 6. The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children. -- Edward VIII, 1894-1972 Tip - Keep your young ones occupied while helping them to learn. Check out Dr. Sherrer's learning Preschool CDRom! 7. 'Parents are strange,' Amy said, 'for their age.' -- Amanda Vail, 1921-66 8. Definition of adolescence: A kind of emotional seasickness. -- Arthur Koestler 9. Teenage is a moment that seems like an eternity; a time of perpetual emotion, cured by time, which brought it on in the first place. -- anonymous saying 10. A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does. -- General Lewis B. Hershey 11. Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, When they think that their children are naive. -- Ogden Nash 12. When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. -- Mark Twain
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