More healthy living and exercise jokes

1. The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. -- Walter Page

2. Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. -- Mark Twain, 1835-1910

3. Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. -- Mark Twain

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5. Food is an important part of a balanced diet. -- Fran Lebowitz

6. I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. -- Barry Gray

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