More Beauty and the Female Anatomy jokes

1. Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burned the topless towers of Ilium? -- Christopher Marlowe

2. She got her good looks from her father - he's a plastic surgeon. -- Groucho Marx, 1895-1977

3. I've got everything I had 20 years ago - except now it's all lower. -- Gypsy Rose Lee

4. She's no better than you -- we all stand up naked inside our clothes.

5. Fain would I kiss my Julia's dainty leg, Which is as white and hairless as an egg. -- Robert Herrick, 1591-1674

6. The human body is private property. We have to have a search warrant to look inside, and even then an investigator is confined to a few experimental tappings here and there, some gropings on the party wall, a torch flashed rather hesitantly into some of the dark corners. -- Jonathan Miller (The body in question).

7. I don't suggest that her face has been lifted, but there's a possibility that her body has been lowered. -- Clive James

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On the pelvic floor and urinary incontinence:
1. Your said medicine hath done me little honesty, for it made me piss my bed this night, for the which my wife hath sore beaten me, and saying it is children's parts to bepiss their bed. Ye have made me such a pisser that I dare not this day go abroad. -- Lord Edmund Howard

2. "To pee or not to pee, that is the question" -- Shakespearean parody

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