More health and sickness jokes, quotes and stories

Jokes:
1. Nobody ever feels sorry for doctors, but I heard about one who got so down and out that he tried to rob a bank. Nobody could read his hold-up note.

2. Whenever patients come to I, I physics, bleeds, and sweats 'em; If after that they choose to die, What's that to me! - I lets 'em -- Thomas Erskine, 1750-1823

3. Physicians of the utmost fame Were called at once; but when they came They answered, as they took their fees, 'There is no cure for this disease.' -- Hilaire Belloc, 1870-1953

4. The hypochondriac was a regular in the emergency room -- so much so that when he didn't show up for a week, , the staff took notice of his absence. He finally did show up again, and one doctor said, "Long time, no see. Where have you been?" "Sorry I couldn't make it in," the hypochondriac said. "I was feeling sick."

5. Looking down at the sick man, the doctor decided to tell him the truth. "I feel that I should tell you. You are a very sick man, I'm sure that you would want to know the facts. Now -- is there anyone you would like to see?" Bending towards his patient, the doctor heard him feebly answer, "Yes." "Who is it?" asked the doctor. In a slightly stronger tone the man said, "Another doctor."

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Quotes:
1. The very first requirement in a hospital is that it should do the sick no harm. -- Florence Nightingale

2. For extreme illnesses extreme remedies are most fitting. -- Hippocrates, 460-357,BC

3. Health is an episode between two illnesses. -- Dr Ted Kaptchuk

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